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Black Sun Agents On Earth!

This photograph of what looks like the actress, Jayne Mansfield, may actually be the Human Replica Droid, Guri, impersonating the actress while on assignment for the Black Sun. The Black Sun symbol is clearly "tattooed" on Guri's back as shown in the photograph above.

Guri was created by Imperial researchers and was the only one of its kind to be an engineered assasin. Leader of the Black Sun criminal organization, Prince Xizor, purchased Guri to serve as his lieutenant. 

The ISWWR team has identified several dealings of the Black Sun in earthly affairs. This is the first recognizeable figure to be identified. Other photos of Jayne Mansfield do not show the tattoo seen above, therefore, we speculate that this was an isolated event, perhaps a secret mission to infiltrate Hollywood. An assasin droid that looks like this could get into places no other assasin could which has led authorities to re-open investigations of the many mysterious deaths of American entertainers.

In recent years there has been a rapid increase in various "sun" tattoos on both male and females, usually, on the lower-back region of the body. Is this just a fad or are these markings identifiers of individuals that are not quite human? The investigation continues...

Evidence #:ISWWR0000030

Submitted by: H. Lee

Below: An illustration of Guri, the human replica droid assasin. 

 

 
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